And you thought I’d get you something fire-related? Nah, thought they’d go well with what Trevor got you. 

Happy Christmas, Woop Woop,

Warren

[There’s a box sitting at the base of the fire escape. Inside is a full length leather jacket and a carton of cigarettes.]

Up to you to make it smell right, Pyro.

Merry Christmas,

Trevor 

[Pyro finds the box while on his usual perch and giddily opens it with all the fervor of a five-year-old. He grins happily at the contents and slides the jacket on. And doesn’t the little wombat have excellent timing! New York winters without a jacket and decent cigarettes really suck.]

Ahh, I always liked lava. It just doesn’t give any shits about what it rolls over!

Not bad, but I can do a heart when I’m off my face and asleep.

tactical-cyke replied to your photo

Congratulations, Pyro. I know you think you lucked out and figured out the solution when you got it out of the box, but you’re supposed to mix it up and then get it back like that again.

I’ll have you know I can solve one of these things in a jiff! One of my many talents, and all because I got locked in the closet a lot as a kid!

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firedownunder:

You know, it’s a shame Mattie hates spiders so much. I think they just appreciate his taste in bath stuffs! There’s one the size of my big toe hanging from the shower head, and he wiggles all happy when I open the bottle.

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Alright, alright, no need go troppo about it. Pickles didn’t eat it, so I just chucked it out back. I’m telling you, I think it likes your girly shampoo stuff. Heh, you think it’ll try and nest in your hair?

You know, it’s a shame Mattie hates spiders so much. I think they just appreciate his taste in bath stuffs! There’s one the size of my big toe hanging from the shower head, and he wiggles all happy when I open the bottle.